Julie Newmar is the babest babe. Ashley and Jasmine are female human beings who would like very much to marry the Philadelphia Phillies. After extensive research on the matter, though, they learned that that is not a legal thing, so they’ve decided to just write about how “so, so cute!” those boys are at this Internet place instead. (MORE) YES: BIRTHDAYS!!!! The 701 Level The Fightins Zoo With Roy (YUCK.)Tumblr (3.0; @dirtintheskirt)http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3azltiZoh1qm9rypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siphotos.tumblr.com/post/22130768871/babe-ruth-slides-safely-into-home-during-a-1934" target="_blank">siphotos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Babe Ruth slides safely into home during a 1934 Yankees-Tigers game. (AP)</p> <p><strong>GALLERY:</strong> <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1203/mlb-classic-babe-ruth/content.1.html" target="_blank">Classic Photos of Babe Ruth</a></p> </blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/22197731184http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/22197731184Tue, 01 May 2012 12:28:14 -0400gingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2fc9pLPpv1qhgf16o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We still miss you forever.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/21026209417http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/21026209417Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:27:25 -0400Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cd3vtGQf1qhgf16o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>SOON.</p> <p>(David Warren through <a href="http://www.zoowithroy.com/2012/03/rich-dubee-rightfully-tells-everyone-to.html" target="_blank">Zoo With Roy</a>)</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19782339095http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19782339095Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:19:07 -0400Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m175vjoZys1qz8fgvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theyseemerollins.tumblr.com/post/19635429413" target="_blank">theyseemerollins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://philadelphiawilldo.com/post/19634860959" target="_blank">willdo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Phillies forever, 12th and Sansom.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19652815776http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19652815776Tue, 20 Mar 2012 20:18:01 -0400whenthingsturngreen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11lqvHFbe1qzf9vno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://philadelphiaphillies.tumblr.com/post/19464431347/happy-st-patricks-day" target="_blank">philadelphiaphillies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Happy St. Patrick’s Day!</p> </blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19481887467http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19481887467Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:22:44 -0400whenthingsturngreen<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O7FtI3cmZ38?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Relevant. </p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19235651079http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/19235651079Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:32:57 -0400Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ipwjNb7P1qhgf16o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This morning I google imaged “jimmy rollins ball in face” (NO REASON) and this popped up.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18900679352http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18900679352Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:07:31 -0500Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0h14z7n981qhgf16o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ashley’s flight doesn’t leave until five. Meanwhile, she hasn’t much to do, so she took a drive by the stadium and noticed our boys practicing. I told her to tell the ticket window that she left something inside from when she was in there yesterday. This was her response.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18849687520http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18849687520Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:16:37 -0500Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gyi3O2x41qbha7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenthingsturngreen.tumblr.com/post/18848126582/taken-with-instagram-at-lennys" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whenthingsturngreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Lenny’s</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18849715757http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18849715757Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:16:01 -0500gingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gwxp3e881qbha7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenthingsturngreen.tumblr.com/post/18847312758/yes-taken-with-instagram-at-lennys" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whenthingsturngreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yes!!! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Lenny’s)</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18847500226http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18847500226Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:52:35 -0500gingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fewtCHp61qhgf16o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Texts from Ashley while she is at Spring Training.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18799703715http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18799703715Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:17:17 -0500Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f8n8UQp71qbha7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenthingsturngreen.tumblr.com/post/18794639001/taken-with-instagram-at-bright-house-field" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whenthingsturngreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Bright House Field</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18795929748http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18795929748Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:38:22 -0500gingerchildren<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f3cu8Rcd1qbha7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenthingsturngreen.tumblr.com/post/18791254115/im-back-and-wearing-sunscreen-taken-with" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whenthingsturngreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m back! And wearing sunscreen! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Bright House Field)</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18791361264http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18791361264Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:12:18 -0500gingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bnqkrlvC1qbha7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenthingsturngreen.tumblr.com/post/18673883921/taken-with-instagram-at-bright-house-field" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whenthingsturngreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Bright House Field</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18674546825http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18674546825Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:49:13 -0500gingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bj7w4qjX1qbha7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whenthingsturngreen.tumblr.com/post/18668489333/taken-with-instagram-at-bright-house-field" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">whenthingsturngreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Bright House Field</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18670038731http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18670038731Sat, 03 Mar 2012 12:28:41 -0500gingerchildren<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m087v0enhg1qzsaeoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stigrivers.tumblr.com/post/18568720941/soon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">stigrivers</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SOON.</p></blockquote>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18585943185http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18585943185Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:32:54 -0500Jasminegingerchildren<p>HOW CAN I DESCRIBE WHAT I WILL BE LIKE IN TWO DAYS WHEN I AM IN #CLEARWOODER IF I CANNOT FIND THE SPRING TRAINING SCENE FROM FEVER PITCH ONLINE ANYWHERE?!?!?! - Ashley&#8217;s Life.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18526111795http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18526111795Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:31:28 -0500whenthingsturngreen<a href="http://www.philebrity.com/2012/02/28/city-of-gingerly-love-philadelphias-top-5-redheads/">City of Gingerly Love: Philadelphia's Top Five Redheads</a>: <p>Buddies, this list is seriously lacking in one of your narrators (Jasmine, I mean), BUT it is seriously unlacking in one of your narrator’s (Jasmine again) #1 Crush, Harry Halladay! He is a titian-haired god.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18444294658http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18444294658Tue, 28 Feb 2012 13:15:02 -0500Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m025slRPEP1qhgf16o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yo, check out Jasmine’s toast.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18380790740http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/18380790740Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:31:33 -0500Jasminegingerchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzoc39DUUG1qhgf16o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>ASHLEY IS READY. WE ARE ALL READY.</p>http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/17928233475http://dirtintheskirt.tumblr.com/post/17928233475Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:21:09 -0500whenthingsturngreen